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Fourteen two. Encounter

Charles had the presence of a small-town schizophrenic.

At nine p.m. he jumbo-jetted through the bar’s entrance, touching down next to me. The atmosphere shifted, as if Ted Bundy had stumbled into a slumber party. Everyone gave Charles a look. I tried not to.

He was agitated, his firecracker limbs reacting to every stimulus. ‘Drink?’ ‘Yes, yes, a Guinness!’ He was dressed somewhat shabbily, though not without style: stained tweed jacket wrapped about stout shuffling physique.

The attention on Charles was finally broken when the trivia host declared the next round of questions. She’d accumulated the required motivation to continue. She slid from her seat and sauntered to the bar: ‘Red bull with vodka.’ As the bartender poured, she said Rooound Threee in the microphone in a kind of saline drawl.

The couples resumed their game. I watched them with jealousy; it was Valentine’s Day and I was alone. Alone with my schooner of sadness. Those times feel so different when I look back on them. Now I have a wife and a wonderful family and the colours of cynicism that painted my younger years have undoubtedly faded (my wife would disagree).

It was rainy and windy outside. The wild weather hounded passers-by on the street. Charles wiped his wet hands on his trousers. He sipped his Guinness. I stole another glance at him. He seemed to have calmed, the alcohol having unstrung his tension.

Charles struck me as someone who might have no qualms about conversing. So I used my body language to arrest any attempt. However, my change in orientation had no effect.

‘Bloody wild out there, no?’ He tapped me on the shoulder. The big wide eyes bore a hole in my head.

I did not turn around.

‘What’s your name?’

It was impossible not to turn around.

‘I-I’m William.’

‘Charles.’ Without a beat, he held out a hand. I shook it.

‘Long day, Willy boy. Long day.’

‘Oh?’ I kicked myself. I realised my false enthusiasm would now prolong the conversation.

Charles said he’d just broken up with “a beautiful spectacular girl”. “Beautiful like a prime Atlantic codfish!”

‘But I had to end it. I’m completely insufferable. Woe is me. Cursed with this intolerable neurotic disposition!’

Charles spoke in a rolling grandiose manner.

‘Will.’ He patted me on the shoulder. ‘I heard an expression once. “Everywhere you go, there you are.” Fuck, Willy, that’s the ticket, that is. What I’d give to get away, even for a minute.’

The bartender cleaned a glass before me. We made eye contact the way you do when you’re thinking the same thing.